Speak Slowly And Clearly With Kids

A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,
the son of a bitch is nine.." His mother heard what he was
saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother
asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the
teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in
maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped
laughing, she answered,

"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four."

Therefore please speak slowly and clearly so that the kids
can hear your exact words.